he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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