Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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