He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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