Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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