i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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