So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
if only i could text you this smell
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
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i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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