why im i the only drunk person in the library?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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