If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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