google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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