my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
handjob tips. give me some.
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways