This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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