i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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