I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize