just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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