P.S. I can't hear my feet
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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