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(440): View more from Ohio

mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.

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(660): View more from Missouri

My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)

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(757): View more from Virginia

hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.

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(514): View more from Quebec

You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club

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(512): View more from Texas

studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing

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(850): View more from Florida

The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.

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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.

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