He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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