? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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