Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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