At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Welp...herpes.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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