You work out of a Hotel?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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