Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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