So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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