I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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