There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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