If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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