HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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