yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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