I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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