Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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