we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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