I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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