her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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