I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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