It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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