He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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