Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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