Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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