haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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