how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
