these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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