Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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