One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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