Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Terrible idea I love it
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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