He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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