Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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