Small penises have feelings too.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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