Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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