I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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