i don't like sucking hair
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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