He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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