i don't like sucking hair
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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